YOU SAID:
"hello" i said "how are you" he replied "fine, but not as fine as you" i said back
INTO JAPANESE
"こんにちは"私は "あなたはどのように"と言った "彼は"うまくはないが、私は言った "
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"Hello" I said "How you are" "He" does not work, but I said "
INTO JAPANESE
"こんにちは"私は "どのように" "彼は"動作しませんでしたが、私は言った "
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"Hello" I said "How" "He did not work", but I said "
INTO JAPANESE
"こんにちは"私は "どのように" "彼は動作しませんでした"と言ったが、私は "
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"Hello" I said "How to" "He did not work," but I said "
INTO JAPANESE
"こんにちは"私は "どのように" "彼は働かなかった"と言ったが、私は "
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"Hello" I said "How to" "He did not work," but I said "
You love that! Don't you?