YOU SAID:
Hello I need to sit down on salad
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はサラダに座る必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I need to sit in a salad
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はサラダに座る必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I need to sit on the salad
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はサラダに座る必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I need to sit on the salad
That didn't even make that much sense in English.