YOU SAID:
hello! I'm so sorry I found you so barbaric today, but on a scale of one to ten how are you feeling today? Pain? Ok, understood. I'll send you my consultation fee!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!今日はとても野蛮だと思ってすみませんが、1から10のスケールで今日の気分はどうですか?痛み?はい、分かりました。診察料をお送りします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! I'm sorry I think it's very barbaric today, but how are you feeling today on a scale of 1 to 10? pain? Yes, I understand. We will send you a medical examination fee!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!今日はとても野蛮だと思いますが、今日は1から10のスケールでどのように感じていますか?痛み?はい、わかりました。健康診断料をお送りします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! I think it's very savage today, but how do you feel today on a scale of 1 to 10? pain? Yes, I understand. We will send you a health examination fee!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!今日はとても野蛮だと思いますが、今日は1から10のスケールでどのように感じますか?痛み?はい、わかりました。健康診断料をお送りします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! I think it's very savage today, but how do you feel today on a scale of 1 to 10? pain? Yes, I understand. We will send you a health examination fee!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.