YOU SAID:

hello i like eating poo

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こんにちはうんちを食べるが好き

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Hi well I like eating POO

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こんにちはうんちを食べるようなものも私

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Hi well POO to eat and I'm

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こんにちは、まあうんちを食べると私は

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Hi, well yes eat POO and I

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こんにちは、まあはい食べるとうんち

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Hi, well Yes and yes immediately

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こんにちは、まあはい、はいすぐに

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Hi, well Yes, Yes immediately

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こんにちは、まあはい、そうすぐに

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Hi, well Yes, it soon

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こんにちは、よくはい、それはすぐに

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Hi, well Yes, it soon