YOU SAID:
hello i like armpit mustard
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は脇の下マスタードが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I like armpit mustard
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は脇の下マスタードが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I like armpit mustard
That didn't even make that much sense in English.