YOU SAID:
hello i just pooed my pants today and it was really smelly
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はちょうど pooed 今日私のズボン、それは本当に臭い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi I just pooed today in my pants, it really stinks
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はちょうど私のズボンで今日は、それは本当に悪臭
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello,
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ,
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello,
Well done, yes, well done!