YOU SAID:
Hello. I have thirteen Penises.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。私にはペニスが13本あります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I have 13 penises.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私にはペニスが13本あります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I have 13 penises.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.