YOU SAID:
hello i have a potato that is stuck to the wall
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私は壁に立ち往生しているジャガイモを持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi I have a potato stuck on the wall
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私は壁に立ち往生ポテトを持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi I have a potato stuck on the wall
That didn't even make that much sense in English.