YOU SAID:
hello i hate you and please leave me alone kidding i want you to go to jail NOW
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はあなたを嫌い、私はあなたが刑務所に今すぐ行ってほしい冗談だけで私を残してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi i hate you and i just leave me with a joke you want to go to jail now
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はあなたを憎み、私はちょうどあなたが今刑務所に行きたい冗談を残します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello I hate you, I will leave the joke just want to go to jail you are now
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はあなたが嫌いです、私はあなたが今いる刑務所に行きたいだけの冗談を残します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I hate you, I will leave the joke just want to go to jail you're now
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はあなたが嫌いです、私はあなたが今いる刑務所に行きたいだけの冗談を残します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I hate you, I will leave the joke just want to go to jail you're now
That didn't even make that much sense in English.