YOU SAID:
hello I eat potatoes do poo
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はジャガイモを食べてうんちをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello I will poo eating potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はジャガイモを食べてうんちをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello I will poo eating potatoes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.