YOU SAID:
hello i eat cats under a bench in your landlord's home so the President won't find us
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はあなたの家主の家のベンチの下で猫を食べるので大統領は私たちを見つけられません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi I eat cats under the bench in your landlord's house so the president can't find us
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はあなたの家主の家のベンチの下で猫を食べるので大統領は私たちを見つけることができません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi I eat cats under the bench in your landlord's house so the president can't find us
That didn't even make that much sense in English.