YOU SAID:
Hello, I don't know why I want to hit you with a chair right now but I do.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、なぜ今椅子であなたを殴りたいのか分かりませんが、私はそうします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I don't know why I want to hit you in the chair now, but I do.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、なぜ今椅子であなたを殴りたいのかわかりませんが、私はそうします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I don't know why I want to hit you in the chair now, but I do.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.