YOU SAID:
hello i am very bored, my back hurts, and i want to sleep but its the middle of the freaking day
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はとても退屈です、背中が痛いです、そして私は眠りたいです、しかしそれはおかしな日の真ん中です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi I'm so bored, my back hurts, and I want to sleep, but it's in the middle of a funny day
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はとても退屈で、背中が痛くて、眠りたいのですが、それは面白い日の真っ只中です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi I'm so bored, my back hurts and I want to sleep, but it's in the middle of an interesting day
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はとても退屈で、背中が痛くて眠りたいのですが、それは面白い日の真っ只中です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi I'm so bored, my back hurts and I want to sleep, but it's in the middle of an interesting day
That didn't even make that much sense in English.