YOU SAID:

Hello, i am someone who is talking here, who are you and what are you doing here?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私は誰かがここで話しているあなたはです、ここで何をしますか?

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Hi, I am you are someone here talking, here what you do?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私はあなたが誰もここで話して、ここで何か?

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Hi, I who are you talking here, something here?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私はあなたはここで、ここで何かを話して?

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Hi, I do here, something talking about here?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私は何ここでは、ここで話して?

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Hi, I was what, where talking about here?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私は何をここで話しているか。

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Hi, I'm talking here what?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私はここにいる話何ですか?

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Hi, I talk here or what?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私は話すここか?

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Hi, I speak here?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私はここで話すか。

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Hi, I speak here?