YOU SAID:

hello i am royally dead inside and would like a girlfriend to do the hanky panky with please and thank you

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私は王室で死んでいるので、ガールフレンドにお願いします

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, I am dead in the royal family, thank you to girlfriend

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私は王室で死んでいます、ガールフレンドに感謝します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, I'm dead in the royal family, thanks to girlfriend

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、彼女のおかげで王室で死んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, we are dead in the royal family thanks to her

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私たちは彼女のおかげで王室で死んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, we are dead in the royal family thanks to her