YOU SAID:
Hello i am in the toilet doing a massive poo
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私は大規模なうんちをしているトイレにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi i'm in the bathroom with a big poop
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私は大きなうんちを持ってバスルームにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I'm in the bathroom with a big poop
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は大きなうんちを持ってバスルームにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I'm in the bathroom with a big poop
That didn't even make that much sense in English.