YOU SAID:

hello. i am here today to investigate why this rather peculiar contraption called the translator seem to be functioning incorrectly. carry on!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは。私は今日ここにいて、翻訳者と呼ばれるこのかなり独特な矛盾がなぜ正しく機能していないように見えるのかを調査しています。続ける！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello. I'm here today to investigate why this rather unique contradiction, called a translator, doesn't seem to work properly. to continue!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは。私は今日、翻訳者と呼ばれるこのかなり独特な矛盾が適切に機能していないように見える理由を調査するためにここにいます。続ける！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello. I'm here today to investigate why this rather unique contradiction, called a translator, doesn't seem to work properly. to continue!