YOU SAID:
hello i am gregor samsa i am now a giant bug. I will secretely look at my sister but not in a gross incestuous way. oh, by the way my family wants me dead
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はグレガーサムサです私は今巨大なバグです。ひそかに妹を見ますが、ひどい近親相姦ではありません。ああ、ちなみに私の家族は私を死にたいと思っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello I am Guregasamusa I am a huge bugs now. I see my sister secretly, but it's not terrible incest. Oh, by the way my family wants to die me
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はグレガサムサです私は今巨大なバグです。妹をこっそり見かけますが、ひどい近親相姦ではありません。ああ、ちなみに私の家族は私を死にたいと思っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello I am Guregasamusa I am a huge bugs now. I see my sister secretly, but it's not terrible incest. Oh, by the way my family wants to die me
You should move to Japan!