YOU SAID:
hello, i am dylan neighbors and i work minimum wage at a mcdonalds. my wife throws it back on tiktok and her boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8pm. its all over for me.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は近所のディランです。マクドナルドで最低賃金で働いています。妻はそれをtiktokに投げ返し、彼女のボーイフレンドは私を午後8時に寝かせます。私にとってはもう終わりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I'm Dylan from the neighborhood. I work at McDonald's for minimum wage. My wife throws it back on tiktok and her boyfriend puts me to bed at 8pm. It's over for me.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、近所のディランです。私はマクドナルドで最低賃金で働いています。妻はそれをtiktokに投げ返し、彼女のボーイフレンドは私を午後8時に寝かせてくれます。私にとってはもう終わりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Dylan from the neighborhood. I work at McDonald's for minimum wage. My wife throws it back on tiktok and her boyfriend puts me to bed at 8pm. It's over for me.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、近所のディランです。私はマクドナルドで最低賃金で働いています。妻はそれをtiktokに投げ返し、彼女のボーイフレンドは私を午後8時に寝かせてくれます。私にとってはもう終わりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Dylan from the neighborhood. I work at McDonald's for minimum wage. My wife throws it back on tiktok and her boyfriend puts me to bed at 8pm. It's over for me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.