YOU SAID:
hello i am an ideot не съм
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はイデオットですнесъм
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Hello, I am Ideotto несъм
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、Ideottoнесъмです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Ideottoнесъм
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、これはIdeottoнесъмです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Ideottoнесъм
That didn't even make that much sense in English.