YOU SAID:
Hello I am amazing and you are not!!!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私は驚き、あなたはいない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello I am surprised, you are not!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私は驚いている、あなたはそうではありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello I am surprised, you are not!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.