YOU SAID:

Hello I am a cat today I will be teaching you how to eat lasagna and throw up on thine owner's floor.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私は今日の猫です私はラザニアを食べて、薄い所有者の床に投げる方法を教えています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, I am a cat today and I am teaching how to eat lasagna and throw it on the thin owner's floor.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私は今日猫であり、私はラザニアを食べて、薄い所有者の床にそれを投げる方法を教えています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, I am a cat today and I am teaching how to eat lasagna and throw it on the thin owner's floor.