YOU SAID:
Hello, human! It is I, WALUIGI!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、人間!私は、ワルイージだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, man! I'm waluigi!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!ワルイージが! します。
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Hello! Is waluigi! I will.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!ワルイージは、!します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! Is waluigi! the.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!ワルイージは、!。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! Is waluigi!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!ワルイージは、!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! Is waluigi!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.