YOU SAID:
Hello how is your mother, nevermind, I had relations with her last night
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、お母様はお元気ですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello mom how are you
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはママお元気ですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi mom how are you
INTO JAPANESE
やあママ、お元気ですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi mama how are you
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはママお元気ですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi mom how are you
INTO JAPANESE
やあママ、お元気ですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi mama how are you
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium