YOU SAID:
hello how are you today? yesterday i went on vacation with my dad, but my mom then killed him
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは今日はお元気ですか?昨日お父さんと一緒に休暇に行きましたが、お母さんがお父さんを殺しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello today is how are you? I went on vacation with my dad yesterday, but my mom killed my dad
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは今日はお元気ですか?昨日お父さんと一緒に休暇に行きましたが、お母さんがお父さんを殺しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello today is how are you? I went on vacation with my dad yesterday, but my mom killed my dad
That didn't even make that much sense in English.