YOU SAID:
Hello friend, i just ate 17 squirrels while jumping one a buffaloe police car, while policing police policing kids.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは友人、私はちょうど水牛のパトカーを1台ジャンプしながら17匹のリスを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi friend, I just jumped a buffalo police car and ate 17 squirrels.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは友人、私はちょうど水牛のパトカーに飛び乗って、17匹のリスを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi friend, I just jumped into a buffalo police car and ate 17 squirrels.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは友人、私はちょうど水牛のパトカーに飛び乗って、17匹のリスを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi friend, I just jumped into a buffalo police car and ate 17 squirrels.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.