YOU SAID:
Hello fine sir or madam how are you doing today? The suit/dress your wearing really compliments your eyes I love you gorgeous hair, what conditioner do you use? Who's your stylest?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは罰金先生や奥様は、今日はいかがですか?スーツ/ドレスあなたの服を着て本当にあなたの目を補完し、私はあなたを愛するゴージャスな髪、あなたはどのようなコンディショナーを使用していますか?あなたのスタイルは誰ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello fine sir or wife, how about today?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは罰金サーまたは妻、今日はどうですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello fine sir or wife, how about today?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.