YOU SAID:

Hello fellow bored humans (and non-humans), how are you today?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、退屈な人間（そして人間以外）の仲間、今日はお元気ですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, boring human (and non-human) companions, how are you today?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、退屈な人間（そして人間以外）の仲間、今日はどうですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, boring human (and non-human) companions, what about today?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、退屈な人間（そして人間以外）の仲間、今日はどうですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, boring human (and non-human) companions, what about today?