YOU SAID:
hello do you want my mustard book woman
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはか私マスタード本女性
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi? my mustard this woman
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。私のマスタードこの女性
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello. My mustard this woman
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。私のマスタードこの女性
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello. My mustard this woman
That didn't even make that much sense in English.