YOU SAID:
Hello, do you perhaps know where the closest coffee shop is?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、おそらく知っている最も近いコーヒー ショップはどこか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, you probably know the closest coffee shop somewhere.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたはおそらく、最も近いコーヒー ショップどこかを知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, probably the closest coffee shop where do you know.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、おそらく最も近い喫茶店、知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, probably the closest coffee shop, know.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、おそらく最も近い喫茶店、知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, probably the closest coffee shop, know.
Come on, you can do better than that.