YOU SAID:

Hello, Dana! I have to say that you are looking quite poopy today.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、ダナ！私はあなたが今日かなりうんちをしていると言わなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, Dana! I must say you are pretty poop today.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、ダナ！今日はかなりうんちだと言わなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, Dana! I have to say that today is pretty poop.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、ダナ！今日はかなりうんちだと言わざるを得ません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, Dana! I have to say it's pretty poop today.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、ダナ！今日はかなりうんちだと言わざるを得ない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, Dana! I have to say it's pretty poop today.