YOU SAID:
hello dad my cockrum is broken
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはお父さん私のコックラムが壊れています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Dad my rum is broken
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはお父さん私のラム酒が壊れています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Dad my rum is broken
That didn't even make that much sense in English.