YOU SAID:
Hello customer service, there seems to be something wrong with my body pillow. She keeps crying and saying that she's not who she obviously is, what do I do to fix her?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはカスタマーサービス、私の抱き枕に何か問題があるようです。彼女は泣き続け、彼女は明らかに彼女が誰であるかではないと言います、私は彼女を直すために何をしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi customer service, there seems to be something wrong with my pillow. She keeps crying and she clearly says she's not who, what do I do to fix her?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはカスタマーサービス、私の枕に何か問題があるようです。彼女は泣き続け、彼女は明らかに彼女は誰ではないと言います、私は彼女を直すために何をしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi customer service, there seems to be something wrong with my pillow. She keeps crying and she clearly says she's not who, what do I do to fix her?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.