YOU SAID:
hello comrade my name ivan i shoot ak47 at you
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こんにちは同志私の名前イワン、私はあなたに ak47 を撮影
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Hello Comrade My name Ivan, I took you ak47
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こんにちは私の名前イワン同志よ、私は ak47 を取った
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Hi comrade my name Ivan, I took the ak47
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こんにちは同志私の名前イワン、私は ak47 を取った
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Hello Comrade My name Ivan, I took ak 47
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こんにちは同胞私の名前イワン、私はakを取った47
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Hello Brother my name Ivan, I took ak 47
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こんにちは兄、私の名前はイワン、私はak 47
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Hello older brother, my name is Ivan, I am ak 47
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こんにちは、兄、私の名前はイワン、私はakです47
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Hello, older brother, my name is Ivan, I am ak 47
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こんにちは、兄、私の名前はイワン、私はakです47
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Hello, older brother, my name is Ivan, I am ak 47
That didn't even make that much sense in English.