YOU SAID:
Hello, comrade! I am have panic attack!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、同志!パニック発作です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, comrades! It is a panic attack!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、同志!それはパニック発作です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, comrades! It is a panic attack!
That's deep, man.