YOU SAID:

hello chap fancy seeing your trousers on a chewsday telly innit?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、テレビ番組であなたのズボンを見たいですか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, would you like to see your pants on a TV show?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、テレビ番組であなたのパンツを見たいですか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, would you like to see your panties on a TV show?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、テレビ番組であなたのパンツを見たいですか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, would you like to see your panties on a TV show?