YOU SAID:
Hello, Burke here. I like food.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ここでバークします。食べ物が好き。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, here the bark. The food is like.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ここ樹皮。食品のよう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I'm here to bark. As the food.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はここに吠えます。食品。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I bark here. Food.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はここで吠えます。食品。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I bark here. Food.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.