YOU SAID:
hello brother, how art thou? Eugene is dead!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは兄弟、どうしたの？ユージーンは死んでいる！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello brother, what's up? Eugene is dead!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、お兄ちゃん、どうしたの？ユージーンは死んでいる！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, brother, what happened? Eugene is dead!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、兄弟、どうしたのですか。ユージーンは死んでいる！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my brother, what happened? Eugene is dead!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の兄弟、何があったのですか？ユージーンは死んでいる！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my brother, what happened? Eugene is dead!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
