YOU SAID:
hello and welcome to your life. It's gonna be a long ride buddy.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはそしてあなたの人生へようこそ。それは長距離の友達になるつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello and welcome to your life. It is going to be a long distance friend.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたの人生へようこそ。それは長距離の友達になるだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, welcome to your life. It will be a long distance friend.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたの人生へようこそ。それは長距離の友達になるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, welcome to your life. It will be a long distance friend.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.