YOU SAID:
hello. am i saying hi to anyone or am i saying hi to you...yes...you...behind the screen yes you...allie...
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。私は誰かに挨拶しているのですか、それともあなたに挨拶しているのですか...はい...あなた...画面の後ろにありますはい...アリー...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you are cute.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you are cute.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.