YOU SAID:
hello, a tortoise invaded the city today. it was a big one and i think my cerebral cortex exploded.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、カメは今日街に侵入しました。それは大きなものだったと私は大脳皮質が爆発したと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, The turtle has invaded the city today. It was a big thing and I think the cerebral cortex exploded.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、カメは今日街に侵入しました。それは大きなことで、大脳皮質が爆発したと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, The turtle has invaded the city today. That is a big thing, I think the cerebral cortex has exploded.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、カメは今日街に侵入しました。それは大きなことです、私は大脳皮質が爆発したと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, The turtle has invaded the city today. That is a big thing, I think the cerebral cortex has exploded.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.