YOU SAID:
Helll if ate apple nno I ateing the apples
INTO JAPANESE
リンゴを食べたら地獄だ、いや、リンゴを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat an apple, go to hell, no, I ate an apple
INTO JAPANESE
リンゴを食べれば地獄に落ちる、いいえ、リンゴを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat an apple and you'll go to hell, no, I ate an apple
INTO JAPANESE
リンゴを食べると地獄に落ちる、いいえ、リンゴを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat an apple and you'll go to hell, no, I ate an apple
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