YOU SAID:
Hehehehe! I am so clever, that's why they picked me to Congress to go to war.
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Hehehehe!私はとても賢いので、彼らは戦争に行くために私を議会に連れて来たのです。
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Hehehehe! It is because I am so wise, so they go to war I brought to Congress.
INTO JAPANESE
!私はとても賢明な彼らは議会を連れて戦争に行くからです。
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I am very wise because they go to war with Congress.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らが議会と戦争に行くので私は非常に賢いです。
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I am very smart as they go to war with Congress.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らが議会と戦争に行くと、私は非常にスマートです。
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When they go to war with Congress, I am very smart.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らが議会と戦争に行くとき、私は非常にスマートです。
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I am very smart when they go to war with Congress.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らが議会と戦争に行くとき、私は非常にスマートです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am very smart when they go to war with Congress.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.