YOU SAID:
Heeeey I farted liek if u did ᕙ(ತ ͟ತ)ᕗ
INTO JAPANESE
Heeeeyあなたがᕙ(ತ͟ತ)ᕗをした場合、私は嘘をついた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Heeeey I lied if you did ᕙ (ತ͟ತ) ᕗ
INTO JAPANESE
やったら嘘をついたᕙ(ತ͟ತ)ᕗ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lied when I did it ᕙ (ತ͟ತ) ᕗ
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれをしたときに嘘をついたᕙ(ತ͟ತ)ᕗ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lied when I did it ᕙ (ತ͟ತ) ᕗ
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