YOU SAID:

He who stands on toilet is high on pot

INTO JAPANESE

トイレの上に立つ者は高いポットです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who stand on toilet is high pot.

INTO JAPANESE

トイレの上に立つ人は、高いポットです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Those who stand on toilet is high pot.

INTO JAPANESE

トイレに立つ人は、高いポットです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Those who stand on toilet is high pot.