YOU SAID:

he who farts in church sits in his own pew

INTO JAPANESE

教会でおならをする彼は彼自身の会衆席に座っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He is sitting in his own pew, flatulent in the church

INTO JAPANESE

彼は教会で鼓腸し、自分の席に座っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He is flatulent in the church and sits in his seat

INTO JAPANESE

彼は教会で鼓腸し、彼の席に座っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He is flatulent in the church and sits in his seat