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He was like "I can't believe you are still asleep I expected you to be awake it is ridiculous that Douglas has to stay in his crate when you are here and he can be out" like wtf
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彼は、「あなたがまだ眠っているとは信じられない。目が覚めていると思っていたのだが、ダグラスがあなたがここにいるとき彼の木枠にとどまっていなければならないのはばかげている」
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He thought, "I can't believe you are still asleep. I thought I was awake, but it is ridiculous that Douglas should stay in his crate when you are here "
INTO JAPANESE
彼は「私はあなたがまだ眠っているとは信じられない。私は目が覚めていると思ったが、ダグラスがあなたがここにいるとき彼の木枠にとどまるべきであることはばかげている」
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He said, "I can't believe you are still asleep. I thought I was awake, but it's ridiculous that Douglas should stay in his crate when you are here "
INTO JAPANESE
彼は言った、「私はあなたがまだ眠っているとは思えない。私は目が覚めていると思ったが、ダグラスがあなたがここにいるとき彼の木枠にとどまるべきであることはばかげている」
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He said, "I don't think you are still asleep. I thought I was awake, but that Douglas should stay in his crate when you are here It's ridiculous. "
INTO JAPANESE
彼は言った、「私はあなたがまだ眠っているとは思いません。私は目が覚めていると思いました、しかしあなたがここにいるときダグラスは彼の木枠にとどまるべきですそれはばかげています」
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He said, "I do not think you are still asleep. I thought I was awake, but Douglas should stay in his crate when you are here. It's ridiculous. "
INTO JAPANESE
彼は言った、 "私はあなたがまだ眠っているとは思わない。私は目が覚めていると思ったが、あなたがここにいるときダグラスは彼の木枠にとどまるべきだ。ばかげている。"
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He said, "I don't think you are still asleep. I thought I was awake, but Douglas should stay in his crate when you are here. "
INTO JAPANESE
彼は言った、「私はあなたがまだ眠っているとは思わない。私は目が覚めていると思ったが、あなたがここにいるときはダグラスは彼の木枠に留まるべきだ」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He said, "I don't think you are asleep. I thought I was awake, but Douglas should stay in his crate when you are here."
INTO JAPANESE
彼は言った、「私はあなたが眠っているとは思わない。私は目が覚めていると思ったが、あなたがここにいるときはダグラスは彼の木枠にとどまるべきだ」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He said, "I do not think you are asleep. I thought I was awake, but Douglas should stay in his crate when you are here."
INTO JAPANESE
彼は言った、 "私はあなたが眠っているとは思わない。私は目が覚めていると思ったが、あなたがここにいるときはダグラスは彼の木枠に留まるべきです。"
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He said, "I do not think you are asleep. I thought I was awake, but Douglas should stay in his crate when you are here."
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