YOU SAID:
He was caught barking up the tree and caught red handed, so I had to break the ice. He's in jail, so don't let your hair down.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は木に吠えているのを見つけられ、赤い手を捕まえたので、私は氷を砕かなければなりませんでした.彼は刑務所にいるので、頭を下げないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He was caught barking at a tree and caught a red hand so I had to break the ice.He's in jail so don't keep your head down.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は木に向かって吠えているのを見つけられ、赤い手を捕まえたので、私は氷を砕かなければなりませんでした.彼は刑務所にいるので、頭を下げないでください.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He was caught barking at a tree and caught a red hand so I had to break the ice.He's in jail so don't put your head down.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は木に向かって吠えているのを見つけられ、赤い手を捕まえたので、私は氷を砕かなければなりませんでした. 彼は刑務所にいるので、頭を下げないでください.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He was caught barking at a tree and caught a red hand so I had to break the ice.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は木に向かって吠えているのを見つけられ、赤い手を捕まえたので、私は氷を砕かなければなりませんでした.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He was caught barking at a tree and caught a red hand so I had to break the ice.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.