YOU SAID:
He was an enigma with an Emerati enema kit, emerging from having been prematurely enterred.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は途中で enterred であったことから新興 Emerati 浣腸キットと謎だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He was enterred in a way that emerging and Emerati enema Kit was a mystery.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は方法が新興の enterred と Emerati 浣腸キット謎であった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He how emerging enterred and Emerati enema Kit mystery was in.
INTO JAPANESE
彼どのように新興 enterred と Emerati 浣腸キットで謎だった。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.