YOU SAID:
He took a duck to the face at x mph.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は時速 x で顔にアヒルを取った。
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He took the duck in the face in h x.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はアヒル顔で h x。
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He ducks face in h x.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はアヒル h x の顔です。
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He is the face of duck h x.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は、鴨 x h の顔です。
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He is the face of the duck x h.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はアヒルの顔 × h。
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He ducks face x h.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はアヒル顔 × h。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ducks face x h.
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